Tag Archives: Do As I Say!

Tempted Chapters 22 & 23

Posted on 11/17/2013 by vivisector

Chapter 22 No seriously, who the fuck was Anastasia? I mean, other than a character PCK killed in a cheap attempt at drama. I could look her up or browse the HoN wiki I’m sure undoubtedly exists but fuck that. … Continue reading →

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Untamed Chapter 24

Posted on 03/24/2013 by vivisector

So, I have to ask, what exactly is the point of Kalona? It’s just that he sounds like a big bad/satan character and those usually have a point. Sometimes, it’s to tie the character’s story into something bigger than themselves … Continue reading →

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Untamed Chapter 7

Posted on 02/18/2013 by vivisector

What if Nyx didn’t actually exist? I mean in universe, of course. What if Zoey were merely hallucinating visions of Nyx whenever she was stressed? Think about it, Zoey’s been exposed to a fundamentalist environment at home during her later … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 26

Posted on 02/02/2013 by vivisector

Stevie’s is going to be the hastiest resurrection since “Weekend at Burnie’s 2”.  There’s only two chapters left and the next one is going to consist of mostly wrapping things up while leaving dangling threads for PCK to make another … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 25

Posted on 01/31/2013 by vivisector

Have I ever mentioned that PCK has no sense of timing? A lot of hacks don’t but PCK’s latest is particularly irking. It’s important to establish what I mean by timing would probably fall under pacing. Though, for me, I … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 21

Posted on 01/23/2013 by vivisector

I know that neither PCK nor her editor knows what irony means. This is evidenced when Zoey constantly refers to things that aren’t ironic as such. Like when she says she likes Count Chocula or Dracula. That’s more of an … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 17

Posted on 01/15/2013 by vivisector

Since Zoey has sworn recently, she has to pay penance. At least, according to PCK. For swearing is something that imperfect people do and Zoey is as close to perfection as the author herself. Now Zoey isn’t able to use … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 16

Posted on 01/13/2013 by vivisector

Since Zoey went to sleep last chapter, there’s only one way PCK can start this one off. With Zoey waking up. But this time, it’s because of her dream. She says she knows the second Heath got back into town … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 14

Posted on 01/09/2013 by vivisector

Since the beginning of this series, there’s been a very strange undertone. It’s one I’ve been dancing around and wondering if it was just shadows in the corner of my mental eye. Not the vampires are better than people, that’s … Continue reading →

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Chosen Chapter 13

Posted on 01/07/2013 by vivisector

One of those things I hate, for there are so many, is the portrayal of “rich people”. Not because the wealthy need defending, they have people that do that for them, but because it’s always so dull. Big house, expensive … Continue reading →

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