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Bree Part 14

So in between all the recaps I had a moment of clarity. See, Otis never mentioned exactly how big a deal fire was for the vampires. It was kind of hinted at but never once did she make it out … Continue reading

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Bree Part 13

Now that Diego’s split off to go die heroically, Bree is free to return to her routine. Namely sitting in the corner recounting every moment in the latest Family Guy episode that made her laugh whilst peppering her speech with … Continue reading

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Eragon Chapter Forty Two

This chapter is called ‘a warrior and a healer’. Great, Chris is going to add the warrior monk with the mystical ability to heal through some eastern style meditation. Why don’t you just put in the big dumb guy who … Continue reading

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Eragon Chapter Thirty Three

This chapter is called ‘a trail of oil’. I guess that means Eragon has been following a BP drilling platform. (Ba-dum tish) Or maybe an Exxon tanker. (Ba-dum tish) Heck, it might even be someone carrying a box of chicken … Continue reading

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