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Matched Chapter 7

Posted on 10/21/2012 by vivisector

Sometimes, it’s the little coincidences which make me laugh. Today is Sunday. It is Grandfather’s eightieth birthday, so tonight he will die. Does that mean he gets to be dragged through the streets by a herd of half naked nymphs? … Continue reading →

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Eldest Chapters 11 & 12

Posted on 12/19/2010 by vivisector

These chapters are called ‘hammer and tongs’ and ‘retaliation’. Being as even Chris knows the dull horse trip is going to hurt, he puts it off for just a little bit. We switch over to Roran who’s still crapping in … Continue reading →

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Eragon Chapter Thirteen

Posted on 09/06/2010 by vivisector

This chapter is called ‘the madness of life’ which sounds like one of those deceptively titled books that actually revolves around dull white people in their midlife who decided that life didn’t turn out the way they wanted it, i.e. … Continue reading →

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Eragon Chapter Twelve

Posted on 09/04/2010 by vivisector

This chapter is called ‘Deathwatch’ and I assume it’s a bit like bird watching, just at different times of the day. There’ll be a lot of people wearing shorts and funny hats, hanging around the local healer just waiting for … Continue reading →

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Eragon Chapter Eleven

Posted on 09/02/2010 by vivisector

We start off this chapter, called ‘Doom of Innocence’, with Eragon waking up. Just for a change of pace, he’s confused! Wow, I’m starting to think I know who his wife should be. ‘Oh Eragon, did you see that bright … Continue reading →

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