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Tag Archives: Better than Everybody at Everything
Untamed Chapter 15
I have to wonder if PCK is going to try and retcon the whole purification ritual. By that I mean, finally explain what the hell it matters. I distinctly remember an entire chapter wasted on one in the very first … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged Better than Everybody at Everything, Me am Special, Nothing is Happening
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Betrayed Chapter 7
We rejoin Zoey in the vampire’s dining hall. Great, I can’t wait for PCK to tell us how special Zoey is for being invited. Oh, and their dining hall isn’t a cafeteria either. Zoey assures us it’s a very cool … Continue reading
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Tagged Better than Everybody at Everything, How do you know that?, Me am Leader
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Betrayed Chapter 2
Zoey is almost as much fun to rip on as Eragon. She doesn’t kill people like he does nor is she the savior of the land so there’s not the same gratification from mocking her as the “hero”. But there … Continue reading
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Tagged Better than Everybody at Everything, Name Dropping, Praise for the Avatar
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Betrayed Chapter 1
Welcome back to the wonderful world of PCK. Or that’s what I keep trying to tell myself when I’m looking at this book. Just the presence of it is enough to make me cringe. I think it’s alive and wants … Continue reading
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Tagged Better than Everybody at Everything, Do As I Say!, Me am Royal Jerk
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Inheritance Chapter 26
Sometimes, when trying to build an expansive universe, authors will toss in details that don’t affect the overall story. Even some of the best will toss out throwaway lines that gets forgotten. But a skilled writer can make that moment … Continue reading
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Tagged Aren't we special, Better than Everybody at Everything, Poof! Magic
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Inheritance Chapter 10
This chapter is called “a cradle song”. Eragon is a dick. Yes, I’ve said it before and while it bears repeating I always like to examine the many forms, great and small, that Eragon’s dickishness takes. First though, I would … Continue reading
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Tagged Author Avatar, Better than Everybody at Everything, Praise for the Avatar
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