- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: Bella whines
Arrival In Forks & First Day
Arrival In Forks So I have just got to write my parents out of this story. My mom is totally weak and can’t fend for herself. I worried about it for the first five minutes on the plane ride from … Continue reading
Posted in Twilight Tagged Bella whines, Damned Parents 2 Comments
Breaking Dawn Chapter Two
Someone must have forced Otis through a creative writing class in between this book and the last. She’s learned to skip! We go from her trying on her dress in the last chapter to lying in bed with Ed the … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Recap Tagged Bella whines, dream weaver, There is no sex in Twilight 9 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Twenty Three
So I’ve been peeking ahead in Breaking Dawn. I wanted to get an idea of what I’m up against before tackling it. I made it to the dedication and had to stop right there. Otis thanks Muse for ‘a series … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella whines, Ed goes meow, poor jacob, Smores 1 Comment
Eclipse Chapter Twenty One
What better way to make your audience regret they ever progressed beyond Dick and Jane than having your character recap what they just read in the previous chapter? The first couple of paragraphs are just that. This is a recap … Continue reading
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Eclipse Chapter Eighteen
Whew, I feel grounded again. The opening dialogue helps me out for this one. “That had to be the longest party in the history of the world,” I complained on the way home. No Bella, it only felt like that. … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Bella whines, Charlie is useless, There is no sex in Twilight 2 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Seventeen
Bella hears Edward’s soft voice from behind. Yes! Finally some boffing. If a book doesn’t have a good plot or action, there’s really only one more thing you can do to spice it up. Sure sex between Bella and Edward … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Bella whines 3 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Sixteen
I think I’ve decoded Otis’s style. Whenever these chapters start with dialogue I know time has passed. Unless it’s someone else talking. Or maybe she doesn’t have a style and these are assembled in a haphazard fashion just as the … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella whines, Edward is a stalker, Edward sucks 1 Comment