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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Tag Archives: Anything you can do Elves can do better
Keeping It Real Chapter 20
So, while Lila is getting marched to her holding cell or a city bus or wherever the elves are taking her, she starts asking Barry questions. Because the best time to exposit is right before you’re about to get killed … Continue reading
Keeping It Real Chapter 13
We begin with Lila already in elfland. She’s enjoying the soft rain the area is known for and Dar is breathing funny now that he’s back in proximity of the other fudge stripers. Then Lila notices that it seems quiet … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Anything you can do Elves can do better, Knockout, Poof! Magic
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Keeping It Real Chapter 3
So I have to wonder how humans managed to create massively advanced technology in this. Especially considering that everyone lost all the records of 2015 and then the names of major cities. They must have forgotten history too because they … Continue reading
Keeping It Real Prologue
After finishing Marked, I thought I’d go ahead and try something a little bit different. Something that didn’t involve vampires and leaned a touch towards the sci-fi. So I asked around and was recommended this book called “Keeping It Real” … Continue reading
Posted in Quantum Gravity, Recap, Spork
Tagged Anything you can do Elves can do better, Dull Details, Tell not show
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Inheritance Chapter 28
Here’s a question that’s been puzzling me. Why ride a dragon? Yes, you in the back. I see your hand flopping about eagerly as you try to get my attention. Because it’s awesome. Fair enough, riding a dragon would be … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Anything you can do Elves can do better, Except that one, Sad Panda, Why do you do that?
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Inheritance Chapter 27
This chapter is called “decisions”. Yes, like why decide to have a secret entrance discovered by a character we haven’t seen in ages? And why did you decide to start the chapter off this way? “Explain it to me again,” … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged Anything you can do Elves can do better, Go Team Stupid!, The Worst laid Plans
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Eldest Chapters 25 & 26
These chapters are called ‘the dagshelgr invocation’ and ‘the pinewood city’. You know, it’s been awhile since Eragon had some unexplained back pain. Not since chapter eighteen by the looks of things. Did you forget about it Chris? No, you … Continue reading
Posted in Eldest, Recap
Tagged Anything you can do Elves can do better, Implications, Me am Dumb Hero
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