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Tag Archives: Action is not to be found
Untamed Chapter 27
Why do fledglings get their powers before they’re mature? Unlike the rest of vampiric puberty, the extra powers aren’t something that’s inevitable. Nyx has to give them to someone, right? Which means she has to sit down, pick a moron … Continue reading
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Marked Chapter 26
Zoey raised a question two chapters ago that I thought was worth exploring. Why does she have an affinity with the five elements? It’s another one of those niggling questions we have to wonder about. What does having an affinity … Continue reading
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Inheritance Chapter 67
This chapter is called “muscle versus metal”. Pardon me if I’m ignorant about this Chris, but I’m pretty sure that muscle loses to metal. That’s the entire basis that swords are built on but I could be wrong. Frankly though, … Continue reading
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Inheritance Chapter 13
This chapter is unbelievably called “no honor, no glory, only blisters in unfortunate places”. So are there places where it’s fortunate to have blisters? I can’t think of a single moment I’ve ever gotten a blister and thought ‘whew, this … Continue reading
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Maximum Ride Chapters 55 & 56
Alright folks, welcome to a tour of chapter fifty five. Remember where we are now. Max is in the van, she’s staring at the controls and preparing to commit grand theft auto. So we start off with an informative quote … Continue reading
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Bree Part 12
So Bree has just begun to suspect that something’s not quite right. People in robes are showing up to mysterious houses. They’re talking about things she doesn’t understand and she feels uneasy wherever she goes. I imagine that’s how Otis … Continue reading
Bree Part 9
So last time this got so painful I had to end the recap, that is to say all the characters were writhing in pain. And really, what better place to end a recap? I just wanted to hold that image … Continue reading
Bree Part 8
Having the mentality of guilty teenagers, as that’s what they are I suppose, Bree and Diego settle on a story to explain what they were doing. It quite reminded me of being sixteen and, having spent the reasonable hours of … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 65 & 66
These chapters are called ‘nar garzhvog’ and ‘witch’s brew’. You’d think that, what with two armies facing one another, especially enemies that can’t reach an accord, that a fight scene would be inevitable. At the opening of this chapter I … Continue reading
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Eldest Chapters 37 & 38
These chapters are called ‘elva’ and ‘resurgence’. Nasuada Wakes: 13 I just couldn’t wait to have her wake up. Someone wakes her up and she sees Jörmundur entering her room. Apparently no one knows how to knock in this series. … Continue reading
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