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Tag Archives: A Wild Villain Appears
Life & Death Chapter 18
What was the point of the vampire baseball game? It got the vampires out into the woods with Bella/Beau so they can run into the antagonists. So it drove the plot, I suppose. That’s shouldn’t be the only reason to … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, Spork, Twilight
Tagged A Wild Plot Appears, A Wild Villain Appears, Talk talk talk
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Awakened Chapters 19 & 20
Chapter 19 For those of you playing at home and worrying we’d never see more of Zoey’s vacation life, never fear. We’re back with Zoey and her boyfriend, Green Quiver. She’s touching his face and telling him he looks tired … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged A Precipitous Cliff to Hang From, A Wild Villain Appears, Sad Panda
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Burned Chapters 11 & 12
Chapter 11 I hate when a story repeats itself through character conversation. Much like how a word repeated to yourself begins to sound like nonsense, so do story details. There’s no fucking excuse for it either, it’s just padding for … Continue reading
Posted in House of Night, Recap, Spork
Tagged A Wild Villain Appears, Talk talk talk, The Story Is Repeating Itself
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Split Second Chapters 68 & 69
Chapter 68 Baldacci decides to take a trip down memory lane with the audience in tow. Michelle goes to the same library that King went to and doesn’t talk to the same librarian that he did. Lucky for us she … Continue reading
Posted in Baldacci, Recap, Spork
Tagged A Wild Villain Appears, Dull Details, The Big Reveal
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Split Second Chapter 6 & 7
Chapter 6 If there’s one thing I can’t get enough of, it’s knowing what kind of cars the protagonist drives. Why I remember walking about in a fugue state for days, listlessly poking at food and wailing to anyone that … Continue reading
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Tagged A Wild Villain Appears, Dull Details, Me am Dumb Hero
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Matched Chapter 29
Seriously, what will it take before a plot point has to be reached? Or does Ally consider Cassia becoming a deputy sorting hat the climax? Because there’s not much paper pulp left in this table propping hunk of words Ally … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, Spork
Tagged A Wild Villain Appears, How do you know that?, Talk talk talk
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Inheritance Chapter 64
This chapter is called “that which does not kill”. Finally been reading something other than your own dreck, eh Chris? And you know, that which does not kill can still maim. So I’m saying that Eragon could lose a few … Continue reading
Posted in Inheritance, Recap, Spork
Tagged A Wild Villain Appears, Me am Dumb Hero, Poof! Magic
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Inheritance Chapter 61
This chapter is called “fire in the night”. Whoa, Chris, you just blew my mind. Here I thought you could only have fire in the day. What with the sympathetic magic of the sun and all. When darkness fell, Eragon … Continue reading
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Tagged A Wild Villain Appears, Evil and Stupid, Why do you do that?
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