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Category Archives: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Final Thoughts on Bree
At the start of Bree, I had hoped I’d end this set with a quick glance backwards by summing up the excuse for a plot with a pithy single sentence and saying ‘that’s it huh?’ But no, I can’t do … Continue reading
Posted in Recap, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Tagged End!, We've Been Here Before
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Bree Part 19
When last I had eaten so much of Otis’s rotten words I had to stop, vomit and spend the next day drinking broth and sipping ginger ale while straying no more than five feet away from the porcelain god, Bree … Continue reading
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Tagged End!, Talk talk talk, Too dumb to live
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Bree Part 18
Happy failed apocalypse prediction everyone. Giant surprise, the date predicted came and went with less fanfare than a dog fart. I don’t know why these End of World nut jobs get so much special attention because they’re always wrong. Fun … Continue reading
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Tagged Fred Talks!, Praise for the Avatar, Too dumb to live
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Bree Part 17
Riley continues to suggest to Bree that she should really, like please please please, convince Fred to fight with them. Which brings me to my next question, why does Fred bother hanging out with these people again? I mean, he … Continue reading
Bree Part 16
Riley mentions that there’s only seven members of this other clan. Which is fine I suppose, it’s quite technically true. After all, Bella never really counts as one of the Cullens. She’s certainly not vey useful until the author bestows … Continue reading
Bree Part 15
When last I had to stop reading this dreck dawn had come, everyone was home and Bree was still wearing blast goggles that prevented her from seeing the plot let alone the very obvious. With Riley back things can really … Continue reading
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Tagged Follow the Moron, Me am Leader, Too dumb to live
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Bree Part 14
So in between all the recaps I had a moment of clarity. See, Otis never mentioned exactly how big a deal fire was for the vampires. It was kind of hinted at but never once did she make it out … Continue reading
Bree Part 13
Now that Diego’s split off to go die heroically, Bree is free to return to her routine. Namely sitting in the corner recounting every moment in the latest Family Guy episode that made her laugh whilst peppering her speech with … Continue reading
Bree Part 12
So Bree has just begun to suspect that something’s not quite right. People in robes are showing up to mysterious houses. They’re talking about things she doesn’t understand and she feels uneasy wherever she goes. I imagine that’s how Otis … Continue reading
Bree Part 11
Bree and Diego, sitting in a tree. Ignoring danger and reminiscing. Well, Bree is. Diego probably has the good sense to sit there dumbly staring at the floor while he awaits his inevitable death. Bree talks about how she felt … Continue reading
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