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Category Archives: Inheritance
Final Thoughts on Inheritance
A lot of consequences in life aren’t the outcome of a single decision, most. They’re often the accumulation of little choices that stack up before we realize. But there are solitary moments that change everything. Stephen King wrote about how … Continue reading
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Inheritance Chapter 78
This chapter is called “leave-taking”. I suppose that elves get rather mean when you take leaves from their woods. They’ll probably put Eragon to death for it but at least the book will end on a high note. ‘For your … Continue reading
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Tagged End!, Why do you do that?, Why? Because the Author demands it
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Inheritance Chapter 77
This chapter is called “promises, new and old”. Eragon is flying around and he’s talking to the elves about transporting the eggs and eldunari. All of which continues to bore. I believe if Chris were an artist, he would be … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 76
This chapter is called “blood price”. Which I’m curious to see how much blood goes for in Alagaёsia. That’ll give us a sort of economic marker to gauge the cost of living for those not fortunate enough to have dragons. … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 75
This chapter is called “a man of conscience”. Which is probably the best joke in the entire series. Seriously, Chris, you should have taken a tip from Seinfeld and used that as your last chapter so you could close on … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 74
So I discovered I miscounted and this book is shorter than I thought. It’s only 78 chapters, not 79. So we’re closing on the end a little faster than I thought. It’s still far too many chapters than this book … Continue reading
Inheritance Chapter 73
I’ve had to let this sit and stew for a bit so it’s a bit late but I’d like to talk about the final confrontation for a bit. First, the incongruity of the whole thing. Gabby has never been involved … Continue reading
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Tagged Dull Details, Nothing is Happening, Talk talk talk
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Inheritance Chapter 72
This chapter is called “a fitting epitaph”. I have to assume Chris is being ironic when he says fitting. Unless every one of the Varden gets blasted into a fine powder which happens to spell out an apology to the … Continue reading
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Tagged Dull Details, Nothing is Happening, Poof! Magic
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Inheritance Chapter 71
This chapter is called “heir to the empire”. Which gives me a distinctly creepy vibe. It summons visions of the Nasuada simply stepping into Gabby’s role as ruler of the land and making no concessions. I mean, the whole point … Continue reading
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Tagged Dull Details, Talk talk talk, Won't something just happen?
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Inheritance Chapter 70
This chapter is called “a sea of nettles”. Too bad it won’t be a literal sea which Eragon will drown in. Darkness, and in that darkness, silence. Oh, if only the book would stay that way. Eragon is sliding around, … Continue reading
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