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Category Archives: Eldest
Brisingr Chapters 9 & 10
I do love how quickly people communicate in Chris’s series. For example, someone mentioned in the last chapter how they’re already singing songs about Roran and Katrina. I guess Alagaësia was lacking in poster children for birth control and bad … Continue reading
Eldest Chapter 71
This last chapter is called ‘reunion’. I like how Chris jam packed all these pointless details in the past two chapters. Things he should have brought up earlier rather than vomiting them all over us. More stupid reveals happened than … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 69 & 70
Sorry about the late post. Internet troubles strike again. These chapters are called ‘eldest’ and ‘inheritance’. Eragon is shocked and not by all the senseless killing going on around him. No, he’s shocked that Roran accuses him of being responsible … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 67 & 68
These chapters are called ‘the storm breaks’ and ‘convergence’. Dawn comes and they decide it’s time to get this show on the road. The Varden try and sneak across towards the Imperials because it’s impossibly simple to go unnoticed while … Continue reading
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Eldest Chapters 63 & 64
These chapters are called ‘the burning plains’ and ‘the clouds of war’ Luckily in this next chapter Eragon shows up in the nick of time. Apparently the two armies are standing across from each other just waiting for someone to … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 61 & 62
These chapters are called ‘running the boar’s eye’ and ‘to aberon’. Ready for a shocker? Roran is still at sea and they’re still running from the Imperials. Though the other ships are getting close the captain is managing to squeeze … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 59 & 60
These chapters are called ‘gifts’ and ‘the maw of the ocean’. Much like that roommate you can’t stand and doesn’t pay rent, Eragon packs his meager belongings in a few seconds and stows it in his Honda Civic. Or, in … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 57 & 58
These chapters are called ‘red blade, white blade’ and ‘visions near and far’. And we’re back with Eragon. Might I remind you Chris that you have only fifteen chapters left counting these two. That’s not exactly a whole lot of … Continue reading
Eldest Chapters 55 & 56
These chapters are called ‘child’s play’ and ‘premonition of war’. We start off with Trianna discussing the latest in lace fashion. How I wish that was a joke. Nasuada is examining fine lace the magicians have made and has determined, … Continue reading
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