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Category Archives: Eclipse
Sometimes in between posts I have spare things that make little side notes. This one was big enough I decided to share. I subscribe to a school of thought when it comes to the craft of writing. I believe that … Continue reading
Posted in Breaking Dawn, Eclipse Tagged The story that doesn't suck 2 Comments
But we’re not quite done. Much like words, Otis uses Prologues and Epilogues incorrectly. Epilogues are supposed to bring closure if they’re provided and this one does nothing of the sort. This one is told from Jacob’s point of view. … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged poor jacob, Stephanie Meyer is a tard 2 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Twenty Seven
Was the editor of this book even awake when it came though? Or did they want to expand the damned thing? Maybe the editor kept going back to Otis saying ‘We’ve got to have more lines! It has to be … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Charlie is useless, Edward sucks 1 Comment
Eclispe Chapter Twenty Six
I’ll bet after the last post you thought it had to be over, so did I. Otis is never done, never. I think that’s why she started writing Midnight Sun, because she’s found her calling in life. To hurt people … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, poor jacob, Stephanie Meyer is a tard 3 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Twenty Five
So, here we are in the last chapter of the book right? Villain slain? Check. Heroine, for lack of a better term, still alive? Check. Dull, romantic interest still present? Check and double check. Well, terrible as it is this … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, Bella is vampire crack, poor jacob 3 Comments
Eclipse Chapter Twenty Four
And Bella may find herself, living in a shotgun shack. And she may find herself in another part of the world, in a crappy tent. And she may find herself behind the wheel of a large Volvopire. And she may … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella is an idiot, vampire turf wars, Victoria talks! 1 Comment
Eclipse Chapter Twenty Three
So I’ve been peeking ahead in Breaking Dawn. I wanted to get an idea of what I’m up against before tackling it. I made it to the dedication and had to stop right there. Otis thanks Muse for ‘a series … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella whines, Ed goes meow, poor jacob, Smores 1 Comment
Eclipse Chapter Twenty Two
The title of this chapter alone is worth a swift to Otis, notice I didn’t state where. This one is called ‘Fire and Ice’ which reminds me of the George R.R. Martin series a Song of Fire and Ice. To … Continue reading
Eclipse Chapter Twenty One
What better way to make your audience regret they ever progressed beyond Dick and Jane than having your character recap what they just read in the previous chapter? The first couple of paragraphs are just that. This is a recap … Continue reading
Posted in Eclipse, Recap Tagged Bella whines, poor jacob, Smores 1 Comment
Eclipse Chapter Twenty
Everything was ready. Bella assures us. At this point in the book there are about two hundred pages left to go. This had better be the longest fight scene in the history of literature. Historians will comment on how this … Continue reading