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Sealed with a Curse Chapter 6

Posted on 05/04/2013 by awkwardautopsy

The sister return from their work at the hospital (appears they’re all nurses) which surprises me since it seems shiny things distract them easily and I wouldn’t want to be a patient on their watch. “Hello awkward! I’m here to … Continue reading →

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Sealed with a Curse Chapter 5

Posted on 04/26/2013 by awkwardautopsy

Thank you Jesus, it’s a short chapter. For once, Celia is justifiably mad and pretty much like, “What the fuck did you just say?”.  If someone that had tried to get me killed a week ago then wanted me to … Continue reading →

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Sealed with a Curse Chapter 4

Posted on 04/18/2013 by awkwardautopsy

Celia is angry (when has she not been pissed about something in this book?) because she’s become some kind of supernatural celebrity and every were animal has wanted to catch a glimpse of the mysterious werepussy.  I have to ask, … Continue reading →

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Sealed with a Curse Chapter 3

Posted on 04/10/2013 by awkwardautopsy

Celia is out jogging and thinking about Misha.  She’s surprised that she isn’t tempted by him because he is just soooo pretty, but she’s more shocked he has any interest in her (as am I).  Apparently most men aren’t into a ball-buster with … Continue reading →

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Sealed with a Curse Chapter 2

Posted on 04/02/2013 by awkwardautopsy

Apologizes to everyone for the delay with the post.  I’ve been traveling and I’m possibly passing a kidney stone so I’ve been kind of drugged up.  But I think from now on, I’m going to be doing a post once … Continue reading →

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Sealed with a Curse Chapter 1

Posted on 03/17/2013 by awkwardautopsy

And so it begins. Our setting is Sacramento, California and our girl, Celia, and her sisters are in trouble y’all.  She’s forced the four of them into a vampire court.  But why? I’m going to assume they forgot to vampire proof their trash cans … Continue reading →

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An Introduction

Posted on 03/13/2013 by awkwardautopsy

Greetings fans of Vivisector and haters of Meyers! Allow me to introduce myself; I am awkwardautopsy, the bitchy yin to Vivisector’s angry yang.  A woman by definition, but don’t let my heaving bosom and proclivity to faint fool you, I … Continue reading →

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