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- Anti-shurtugal Further Discussion on Bad Books
- Battlefield Earth Spork Covering L. Ron’s second largest waste of pulp
- Conjugalfelicity More Sporking
- Eye of Argon MST3K A riff on a terrible short from the seventies
- ImpishIdea Sporkings and Essays on Writing
- Kris Norge's Essays An in depth looks at tactics in a few series including the Eragon series.
- Mission Earth Recaps A series I’ve read and laughed at myself.
- Rejecter Blog A semi inactive blog about Query letters.
- Slushpile Hell Query letters from an Agent’s perspective.
- Snark Squad One of the best Fity Shades sporks in my opinion. They also do some TV shows and various other books.
- Verprose A far more comprehensive list of sporks than my little link bar
Monthly Archives: May 2010
Host Chapter Fifteen
The big question I have today is, how did Eve faint? I mean, the alien is a separate creature who has memories of her own so we can assume she has her own mind. Thus when her human body faints, … Continue reading
Host Chapter Fourteen
I hope for the sake of moviegoers that Otis isn’t allowed control over the screenplay adaptation of this book. If only because it’d constantly look like someone was trying to pay homage to M Night’s twists. Of course they’d come … Continue reading
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Tagged A bestseller you say, Dumb as a box of hammers, Oh how droll
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Host Chapter Thirteen
First things first for the chapter. As Eve and Jackie Otis are going by the ‘we’, the clumsiest way to do it, I’m giving them a joint name. And in the tradition of the Otis portmanteau I will blindly slam … Continue reading
Host Chapter Twelve
There was something last chapter that I forgot to mention which started bugging me earlier. Jackie Otis said something about how when the aliens reached a particular saturation point, they just sort of took over. Apparently things transformed into Mayberry, … Continue reading
Host Chapter Eleven
Well, I griped about the action and it was bound to happen. Eve wakes up and her eyes settle on a timer sitting atop a briefcase. She has only ten seconds to run away as far as she can or … Continue reading
Host Chapter Ten
This chapter is called ‘turned’. A name which I can only take to mean that a vampire will come swooping in all his glittering crapness to make this story get moving again by biting the heroine and making her into … Continue reading
Host Chapter Nine
This chapter details Eve’s trip to Chicago. You know, I could have dealt with a little time skip in dealing with that, Otis. Close on the last chapter and open this one in Chicago. As a stereotype might be heard … Continue reading
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